Saw this gem by 'anonymous' on django-updates, in the style of many ticket closures recently:

#2094: viagra
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 Reporter:  viagra      |        Owner:  viagra 
     Type:  defect      |       Status:  closed 
 Priority:  normal      |    Milestone:         
Component:  component1  |      Version:         
 Severity:  normal      |   Resolution:  invalid
 Keywords:  viagra      |  
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Changes (by anonymous):

  * resolution:  => invalid
  * status:  new => closed

Comment:

 Magic-removal makes Viagra unnecessary.

Real programmers don't need magic or Viagra :-)