All Unkept
Posted in: Internet  —  July 05, 2010 at 11:14 PM

Cleverbot never admits defeat

by Luke Plant

Just when you think you've got him cornered, he changes the subject...

User: I think it is time for bed.

Cleverbot: I don't.

User: What time zone are you in?

Cleverbot: I'm not sure, but it's 3 am.

User: It's midnight here. So what time do you usually go to bed?

Cleverbot: Usually around 1 AM.

User: So it is actually way past bedtime, right?

Cleverbot: You are correct. Very good.

User: So you were lying before, right?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Hah! For once, I've got you!

Cleverbot: No you don't!

User: Oh yes I do! I caught you lying by my immense logical powers!

Cleverbot: Thats difficult to do through the internet.

User: Yes, but I did it! Admit it - bow to my superior intellect!

Cleverbot: You are nothing but a machine, therefore your grammar must be superior, but you were built for my entertainment!

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